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estrogenesis-evangelion:

buddwyer:

even the top gets called a faggot

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

dangerouscommiesubversive:

I think a really good relationship dynamic is when one partner is an entirely absurd person and the other partner’s perpetual thought process is, “I adore you. Why are you like this? I’m going to kiss you at such length and with such fervor that you’ll get disoriented and stop being like this for five minutes and I can rest, for fuck’s sake.”

mermaidteeth:

i can always relate to a girl who wants to leave

spectralsong:

ughhhh i want to take care of a little baby

erosionerodes:
“ dandelion-lies:
“ quantum-jump:
“ thesylverlining:
“ I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and...

erosionerodes:

dandelion-lies:

quantum-jump:

thesylverlining:

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

Or, as my dad put it,

Sympathy: I know how you feel
Empathy: I feel how you feel
Compassion: is there anything I can do to help?

Sympathy: that sucks bro
empathy: I feel that
compassion: want me to send you some puppy and kitten pictures to make you feel better?

Posts like this make me feel so much better. It always seems like society treat responses to others pain as though empathy is the most important kind. I am around 85% compassionate and this post helped me not feel like I am a monster because of that for once.

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New apron just dropped

🚨KNOW YOUR MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE CRYPTIDS🚨

winonaparadise:

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BUCKET MAN - 300 POINTS - DOCILE IN NATURE BUT EASILY STARTLED. GREAT FOR BEGINNERS!

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CAKE CATCHER - 800 POINTS - INCREDIBLY AGILE, MAKES A GREAT HUNTING COMPANION. HAS THE “PICKUP” ABILITY.

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FALSE DEWEY - 1,000,000 POINTS - DO NOT ENGAGE THE FALSE DEWEY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. FOR PROFESSIONAL HUNTERS ONLY.

egirlbutternubs:

jswatson:

a lovely creecher

Fucking stupid idiot dies

froody:

sadieb798:

froody:

froody:

froody:

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Ballad of Beat the Meatles?

“it’s going to be so bad” what if it’s not. what if it’s the best Beatles song of all time. what if AI was better than the Beatles

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old man FIGHT????

The headline is misleading y'all. What Paul means is that with the “Get Back” docuseries, the computer has been able to isolate vocals and background noise and instruments, and that’s what they’re going to use for this song, because John’s voice was so entangled with the music that they couldn’t do it before but now they can.

Oh. Interesting. I love misinformation. I’m choosing to believe Paul is trying to revive John via AI program like that Black Mirror episode and Ringo is the only thing standing in his way.